Good Friday

What are your thoughts?

Posted by on April 18, 2014

Judas Asparagus

Have you ever wondered how often we take for granted that children “understand” what we are teaching; how do you know? Let’s begin with a little lesson below…(May this bring a smile to your face and a good laugh too)—-A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here is what was […]

Political Humor

A doctor from Israel says:”In Israel, the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.” The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another […]

Tough Love vs. Spanking

Most people think it improper to spank children these days and I agree.  I have tried several other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’ One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. Some say it’s the vibration from […]

Welfare Check

Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.  He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.  I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very […]

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day…

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three […]

Posted by on December 4, 2008

Wow, Ballmer is just realizing this?

lol, I’m sure Ballmer realized it long before the bid was made.  The intent wasn’t “what is Yahoo! worth” but “how much easier could it be to take down Google if we had Yahoo!?” in Microsoft’s eyes.  (by the way, the words in quotes are my personal thoughts and not quotes from anyone else but […]

Posted by on April 18, 2008

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