A doctor from Israel says:”In Israel, the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”

The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person´s head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

A Russian doctor says: That’s nothing either. In Russia , we take out half of the heart from a person, we put it into another person´s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

The US doctor answers immediately: That´s nothing colleagues, you are way behind us …. In the USA , about a year ago, we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls. We made him President and now… The whole country is looking for work!!!!!